many boob jobs; a few nose jobs; hot and humid; beach seaweed, clear water, and jellyfish; warm pool; techno music everywhere; could club in the tourist shops; tip is pre-charged on bill; you feel like you’re in a foreign european country; international crowd where various languages are spoken; expensive expensive clubs ($25 cover and $15-20 drinks); clubs open til 5am; south beach is where you want to be in miami (lincoln ave. and washington); really slow service (takes an hour to get your food); you can carry alcoholic beverages in plastic containers in public; sun life stadium is $65 cab ride away (i.e., out in nowhere); albion hotel is a hidden gem of miami; good sushi/fish; ate at oh mexico, moshi moshi, nexxt, sushi siam, enso, bella cuba, 5 napkin burger, half moon empanada; 25 cent bus rides; “I’M IN MIAMI BITCH”; tittie magnets and mugs; “I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS ONE DOLLAR AT A TIME”; free VIP bands to clubs do not mean you get in for free; a lot of families; no one speaks english; nice breeze; “I heart liquor” store; guy yelling and screaming “weed” at passerbys; fun times.